Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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