Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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