I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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