just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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