Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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