Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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