Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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