Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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