What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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