So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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