She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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