so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Four minutes until I can fart!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
