Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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