dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Of course I have a pirate flag
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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