This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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