Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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