I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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