btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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