She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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