It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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