i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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