I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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