Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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