There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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