I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
These tits shall not be calmed
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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