I think I died a long time ago.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I wish you could order shots online.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Randomize
