you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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