maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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