i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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