I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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