By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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