i don't plan on having that self control this summer
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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