we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Randomize
