I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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