susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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