we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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