Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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