What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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