there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If I had your ass I would rule the world
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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