Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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