This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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