butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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