She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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