I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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