i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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