If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Did I show you my penis last night?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
