I don't think brook has ever known best
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
