I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
