Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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