ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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