Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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