No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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