His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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