glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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