why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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