do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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