if you like me you must not know who I am
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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