You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
