Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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