I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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